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This page is just to store some of the clutter from the main page. And so you can revisit some of our witty posts, obviously. I haven't kept the links, since I figured they were less important. Maybe when I'm less lazy I'll add them back in. Once a Monthly Double Archive is set up as well, those links will still be active.

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April 30th 2011 (AKA: May 7th 2011)

So although the project is "The Monthly Double" there'll sometimes be hiccups (like moving apartments on the same day, as Ben needed to do). This song is a representation of the lives the Oat Poets used to be a big part of before dropping the street life to make clean, honest livings in the real world. Occasionally these parts of the Poets come out in full force. This is one of those occasions. You'll find the aural pleasure on our Monthly Double page! Enjoy, let us know what you think!

Also, though in real life we wouldn't like it so much if people followed us all the time, or wrote all over our walls, it'd be swell if you followed us and wrote all over our walls in DL (digital life, for all you RL'ers) via our Links Page!

April 15th 2011

This time around we have another tribute song! The lucky recipient of the tribute is....*drum roll*... Troll 2! And the song is aptly titled (in honour of one of the more well known lines from the film) "Oh My God!" That's right, everyone's favourite Troll movie not actually about trolls! I'd been working on lyrics for this for quite some time, but until now, it had been largely on the shelf. If you haven't seen this movie, 2 things will happen. First, you will not understand much of this song, and second, you have to see the movie. Deal? Deal. To listen to the song, go to the Monthly Double page! And check the social media on our Links Page!

March 31st 2011

This edition of the Monthly Double was originally just going to be a cover of David Bowie's Suffragette City, but we decided to go with a parody instead! After some pondering, we decided to go write "Boba Fett City", in honour of the lovable bounty hunter from Star Wars.

Also, I SWEAR we'll have more videos soon!

Also also, please check out our various social media. You can find them all from our Links Page.

March 30th 2011

We've created a SoundCloud page! Check it out!

March 15th 2011

Next up! I (Ben) decided there weren't enough (or any, as my minimal research concludes) songs about the importance of drinking water. The idea behind our most recent Monthly Double is, unarguably, the first thing I try before concluding that I have some sickness/disease/other ailment. Drink water often, or you will be less happy than you ever could be. That's a fact!

Also, still finding time for the Mine Me a New Woman video. We'll try our best to get it on our Youtube page by the end of the month (fingers crossed!).

February 28th 2011

Here we go! The latest instalment of The Monthly Double is now available! This one is called "Syndrome the Dog", and it's about getting a new dog that seems to be a bit special.

Sadly, we do not have our video for Mine Me a New Woman ready yet. Sorry.

Feburary 14th 2011

Happy Valentine's Day! Our Monthly Double this week is about a love that cannot be; a love between a butcher and a vegan. They remain blissfully unaware of what the other is until the last verse. The song is called "Lettuce Meat".

I hope you all manage to quantify your love with capitalism! Much love from the two of us ? (I had no idea you could bolden symbols)

February 7th 2011

We now have a Twitter page here and a Facebook page here. We've also added a Facebook 'like' button on this page in the sidebar.

January 31st 2011

Our second Monthly Double is ready to rock! It's a song called 'Mine Me a New Woman', and it's a story of a broken heart in the game Minecraft. More info in our Monthly Double section! We also have a video made to go along with 'Oh Hi Lisa', our first Monthly Double. It's up on YouTube HERE!!

Also, any comments you might have can be directed to comments@oatpoets.com.

January 25th 2011

Happy Winter-een-mas everyone! For those of you who don't know what this is, go here: Winter-een-mas

January 22nd 2011

New backround art contributed by one of our (figuratively, not physically) biggest fans! Thanks, 'A-List Lisa'!

January 15th 2011

Alright! So update number one is on the board! The Monthly Double is a go. The first half of January's product is a tribute to The Room. The song is called 'Oh Hi Lisa'. Enjoy! It's ready for your listening pleasure in The Monthly Double section, where there is also a small amount of information about the track!

 

 

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By reading this text, you are no longer in control of your bladder, and, upon our whim, will expel bodily fluids in an area designated by The Oat Poets. Unauthorized use of The Oat Poets name, words, songs, pictures, and videos are prohibited. But seriously, it won't be hard to get us to authorize it. Just ask.